Shampost 

The frazzled ends of a sheep’s wool.

My hair is so shamposty today!

Shampost by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005

shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011

shatpost 

past tense of shitpost

I shatpost when I got home from vacation.

shatpost by Sauerkrause December 10, 2017

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

Shampoosterbate by JRED33 October 23, 2013

[/spampost] 

A way to end a post that you admit has no piont ... whatsoever ^^; Ahem.

Person A: Gawd! I just luffels my new profile =DDD /spampost
Person B: xDD Great for you, I suppose =P

[/spampost] by ~Lovely January 11, 2010

shampoot 

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

shampoot by G Freezy March 8, 2009

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)

My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.

Shamposium by HipStir March 29, 2015