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Shampost 

The frazzled ends of a sheeps wool.
My hair is so shamposty today!
Shampost by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005
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shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011

shatpost 

past tense of shitpost
I shatpost when I got home from vacation.
shatpost by Sauerkrause December 10, 2017
Word of the Day on May 8, 2022

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.
Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.
Shampoosterbate by JRED33 October 23, 2013

[/spampost] 

A way to end a post that you admit has no piont ... whatsoever ^^; Ahem.
Person A: Gawd! I just luffels my new profile =DDD /spampost
Person B: xDD Great for you, I suppose =P
[/spampost] by ~Lovely January 11, 2010

shampoot 

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.
I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.
shampoot by G Freezy March 8, 2009

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)
My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.
Shamposium by HipStir March 29, 2015
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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