shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.
I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.
by G Freezy March 08, 2009
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Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.
That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.
by Momotash May 16, 2020
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Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands
I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.
by allfor1&1forall July 04, 2021
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Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.
Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence
by nodman December 06, 2017
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