shamom

A "Shamom" is when the mother of the group is called Siobhan

"Shamom said we couldn't do anymore shots cause she's a dryshite"

by Shababes November 2, 2017

Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

brit shalom

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.

My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!

by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Shalomian

When you get a black, Asian, Indian, and white to gang-bang you at the same time while you scream for help and the stripper cops join in and then at the "Happy ending" it is all squirted into you ass.

My friends pulled a Shalomian on me this weekend and i enjoyed it and now Im not able to sit down.

by Urban Sex terms December 29, 2016

Shamming

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

shammy

relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.

Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.

Hey would you like to go to work all day? Hell no! Im off, im going to go get shammy.

by naharfenater October 8, 2014