shamomo

shamomo is a word that connotes a feeling of being in an ALTA DAMASCO... you know her? she's one of the most powerful extravagantly super nova...go figure

the nuclear power plant in bataan has a total capacity of 3000Alt.D.(unit for Alta Damasco)

shamomo by ngokngok October 5, 2004

Shammond 

A real ass nigga you don't wanna fuck with cause he'll kill your ass

Man that nigga Shammond crazy bruh.

Shammond by Tsukune121 April 11, 2017

shamoolies 

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

Shamoo poot 

Whale fart that shows excitement

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?

Shamoo poot by Felix brown January 5, 2019

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

shammouth 

Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.

The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).

Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.

dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth

dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.

shammouth by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010

samomo 

a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with

I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.

samomo by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009