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Shammond
Shammond by Tsukune121 April 11, 2017
shamoolies
Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.
A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.
shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008
Shamoo poot
Shamoo poot by Felix brown January 5, 2019
Shmomosexual
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010
shammouth
Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.
The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).
Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.
The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).
Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.
dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth
dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth
dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.
shammouth by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010
samomo
samomo by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009
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