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shellateral damage 

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.
"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."
shellateral damage by Spoke June 29, 2009

Stallted 

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.
Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..
Stallted by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018

Shalltear Bloodfallen 

Shalltear Bloodfallen (シャルティア・ブラッドフォールン) is a true vampire and the Floor Guardian of the first to third floors in the Great Tomb of Nazarick. She was created by Peroroncino. She is commonly depicted in the Light Novel "Overlord," by Kugane Maruyama, as well as the anime by the same name.
"It can't be helped if you don't know how high the stars are, right? Childish thoughts like being able to touch the stars by reaching out for them are best left for a girl with childish sentiments like Aura. They're disgusting when you hear them coming from an adult." - Shalltear Bloodfallen, to Brain Unglaus.

shalltear 

A "waifu loli" that people life
Example
Diamond: Shalltear is my Waifu but I am not a Loli con
Everyone else: Uhh no Shalltear is a loli con
shalltear by Linktoki February 28, 2021
the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
Shalled by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

shaglaxed 

The completly contented feeling after having sex, the lack of ability to move or do anything after shagging.A combination of being shagged out and relaxed.
oh my god that was amazing...I am so shaglaxed
shaglaxed by O'BrienK December 29, 2008