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the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
Shalled by Kj9999 June 28, 2016
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Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled
Shalled by goofyahhs May 21, 2023
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shallegory 

a shallow allegory - especially in tv or movies - or, worse still, tv movies
a biblical reference in a sci-fi or superhero movie is a shallegory

"Oh man, Apocalypto is, like, totally shallegorical"
shallegory by Anthony Sheppard December 12, 2006
(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
Nut shelled by Tehlia April 13, 2019

blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010
to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself
you proper smalled that smallwood
Smalled by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010
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