a type of dance move when a person dramatically falls backward into a struck pose on the ground; typically used to end a performance, intimidate a dance competitor, or as a show of excitement; often provoked by someone elongating the word 'and'; commonly seen within gay social dance events; also called the death drop.
"Aaaaaaaand.....SHABLAM!!"
"That hoe was tryin' to call me out at the club last night when she shablammed on the dance floor."
"She broke out the Beyonce 'Sing Ladies' choreography, then wrapped up the show with a shablam. She a bad bitch."
The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.
The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."
when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!
"duuuddeeee man that sick ragger was totally sick bro i drank so much and toked on that shit too, i'm so shiblazed!"
a word that expresses appreciation, agreement, confirmation, excitement or enthusiasm, mutual understanding or amazement...along with many other things...it is commonly used between two people who are privy to its meaning, but even those who have never heard it before can immediately and innately decipher its true message
Aslan: "Dude...video productions class is canceled so lets go get a fuckin' bagel from Marty's!"
Bustelo: "Shtablamiddabli"
...or...
Bustelo: "Hey bro, I just talked to Sam and he is gonna have that fresh dank sack for us in ten so lets get rollin'..."
Aslan: "Shtablamiddabli"
...or...
Bustelo: "Dude...how the fuck do you do this math problem?"
Aslan: "Just move the decimal over two spaces and divide."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!