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Derived from the Japanese lolicom/lolicon which, itself, is derived from lolita complex - from Nabokov's novel "Lolita".

1) (Noun - plural: loli or lolis) A prepubescent girl; especially in Japanese anime/manga.

2) (Noun - plural: loli or lolis) Hentai porn depicting prepubescent girls. Sometimes extended (erroneously) to adolescent subjects.

3) (Adjective - not comparable) Of or pertaining to lolicon pornography.

Note A: while the term can be used for either real or animated girls, it is rarely used to refer to pornography depicting real children (cp).

Note B: often the term "loli" (like related terms) is misused to refer to infant, adolescent, etc. girls. Strictly speaking, however, the term refers only to prepubescent girls (primarily ages 4-12)
Sense 1:
Person A: I love Lucky Star because all the characters are lolis!
Person B: You're such a pedo, lol.

Person A: I got to babysit the hottest loli last night.
Person B: Remind me not to let you near my kids...

Sense 2/3:
Person A: I was lurking /b/ last night and someone posted the hottest loli manga.
Person B: I am a BANANA!
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It's short for lollipop. Nothing else.
"Hey man, can you hook me up with a loli?"
"Sure thing dude, gimme a sec."
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A Loli is a young pubescent child, usually in anime or manga.

Although it is used as a tag in x-rated videos, the term Loli is not suggestive. Many people make this mistake.

Dressing young or innocent is another example of loli, but in a fashion sense.
That loli is so cute!
She dresses like a loli.
by Indigo_skies_rain_diamonds January 12, 2020
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1) short for lolicon
2) hentai that contains underage females in sexual situations.
3) an underage child, often depicted in sexual poses in hentai movies/images.
2) "I saw some loli the other day, I swear to god that girl had to be no older than five!"

3) Stacy was too young for Brad, but thats ok because he likes lolis.
by Lefty September 20, 2004
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A loli is NOT an underaged girl, but has the body of one. An important attribute for a loli is a flat chat, symbolizing that they are underaged or child-like. Personality usually does not effect the classification of a loli, but in all cases will result in different lolis,

Lolis also typically have a dere called Tsundere, meaning they can be sweet and an asshole, both at the same time. Tsundere usually appears in generic lolis. These generic lolis can be commonly found in 12 episode, low budget, slice of life anime.

Age Classification

Real Loli (Ages 4-12). These lolis are sweet, innocent, and of course, children. If you really like lolis, this is the stage for you.

Teen Loli (Ages 13-18). These lolis might be the most mature out of all of the lolis, and they are the most favorited one as well. During this age they tend to care for their friends more than they normally do. Some of them do have a slightly developed or fully developed chest, but at this age range, chest usually does not effect loli classification. Also known as the ideal Girlfriend.

Adult Loli (19+). At this age range, the loli is now legal. She is ready for sex and you will not be serving any jail time. Surprisingly, they aren't the most mature. Adult lolis (or Legal Lolis) often complain about their size and looks that is similar to a child's. Adult lolis still are very playful and childish when they lose consciousness of it. Chest is usually not fully developed in adult lolis.
Weaboo A : Do you perhaps have any recommended loli hentai for me to watch or read?

Weaboo B : Yes, Shoujo Ramune is a very recommended one for lewding early teen and infant lolis.

Weaboo A : I can't believe I saw a real life legal loli yesterday! I never knew they actually existed in real life.

Weaboo B : Woah man, did you get her number? Can we call her?

Weaboo A : Dammit, I thought she was a loli at first, turns out it was a just a trap.

FBI Agent A : Sir, take your hands off that loli please.

Weaboo A : Joke on you, she's a legal loli!

FBI Agent B : Understandable, have a nice day.
by cazun June 11, 2018
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