Shabated

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

by scythe74 November 24, 2018

Shabaited

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

Shabatted

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

by Sababba October 3, 2010

shaated

when somebody farts and accidentily poops themselves.

"i gotta fart"
"i think i just shit myself"

" haha you just shaated"

by morganal June 23, 2007

Shabarted

When you shart, burp and fart at the same time.

Bro, Hayden just shabarted.

by Lesto December 27, 2025