Shabated 

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

Shabated by scythe74 November 24, 2018

Shabaited 

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

Shabaited by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

Shabatted 

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

Shabatted by Sababba October 3, 2010

shaated 

when somebody farts and accidentily poops themselves.

"i gotta fart"
"i think i just shit myself"

" haha you just shaated"

shaated by morganal June 23, 2007

Shabarted

When you shart, burp and fart at the same time.

Bro, Hayden just shabarted.

Shabarted by Lesto December 27, 2025