When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.
I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.
by scythe74 November 24, 2018
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(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.
Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!
by Sababba October 03, 2010
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Bitch someone from the bottom of their neck then smack the shit out their face #201
Nigga was looking down while i was speaking so I shabat the shit out him
by DoubleM5 November 11, 2013
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