shaglaxed 

The completly contented feeling after having sex, the lack of ability to move or do anything after shagging.A combination of being shagged out and relaxed.

oh my god that was amazing...I am so shaglaxed

shaglaxed by O'BrienK December 29, 2008

schalaxed 

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

schalaxed by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

Shalaed 

Wasted to the Nth degree; beyond wasted

Guy1: did u see that girl she had 1 to many shots
Guy2: she was so shalaed she even passed out

Shalaed by sr9311 August 3, 2011

Shailahed 

Getting curved.

Guy 1: yo I asked a girl out today

Guy 2: oh word? What did she say?

Guy 1: well... she just changed the topic and ignored it

Guy 2: damn bro you got SHAILAHED

Guy 1: yeah bro frfr

Shailahed by Anonymous_317 August 17, 2019

Shablamed 

The act of getting absolutely wasted

I’m going to get shablamed tonight at the party

Shablamed by BigDickMuncher December 23, 2021

shallated 

the act of getting fucked up or fucking something up

We got so shallated last night

I shallated my english paper

shallated by Ashley Hudksisnz July 16, 2022