Shablarted 

When your dog takes a ride & decides to shit, fart, and blow his asshole all over the dog kennel and then tap dance in it creating the nastiness mess ever.

A shit bomb, shit blowing all over the place.

My dog Shablarted all over himself in his dog kennel on a 2 hour ride, it was HORRIBLE.

Shablarted by SnowflakeZone February 22, 2023

Shabaited 

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

Shabaited by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

Shabatted 

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

Shabatted by Sababba October 3, 2010

Shablamied 

Adj. feeling of intense intoxication from alcohol or various drugs

I'm 12 brews deep, I'm shablamied af right now.

Shablamied by Coon843 September 2, 2017

Shabated 

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

Shabated by scythe74 November 24, 2018

shaclarted 

To Shart and Clart at the same time

We shaclarted at grace kelly’s house

shaclarted by Realrebeccahorsegirl April 25, 2022

Shablasted 

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

Shablasted by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025