Stallted

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.

Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..

by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018

stalled

A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.

I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.

by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019

Stalled Interview

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

by Dollhands June 4, 2016

Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

by beegm January 20, 2016

stalled me out

To leave hanging especially sexually; after one partner gets their nut not helping other partner get their nut too.

I came so now I’m getting dressed and leaving look at the time I gotta go. What about my turn to cum? Yo ma you stalled me out why would I return your text

by K2daJ January 3, 2020

Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

by withinthelight May 9, 2012

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003