shaclarted

To Shart and Clart at the same time

We shaclarted at grace kelly’s house

by Realrebeccahorsegirl April 25, 2022

shaclaimed

(sha-clai-med)

A woman with an extraordinary, outstandingly low voice.

Dude:*sees a beautiful woman* Hey honey, ya got any plans tonight?
Woman:*says in a surprisingly low voice* No, how about you sweet kins?
Dude:*runs away for he has been shaclaimed*

by SomeRandomPersonFromMercury February 19, 2009

Shablarted

When your dog takes a ride & decides to shit, fart, and blow his asshole all over the dog kennel and then tap dance in it creating the nastiness mess ever.

A shit bomb, shit blowing all over the place.

My dog Shablarted all over himself in his dog kennel on a 2 hour ride, it was HORRIBLE.

by SnowflakeZone February 22, 2023

shallated

the act of getting fucked up or fucking something up

We got so shallated last night

I shallated my english paper

by Ashley Hudksisnz July 16, 2022

Shablasted

Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord will bless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9

Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!

by Evskavinski 6 March 3, 2025

Shabarted

When you shart, burp and fart at the same time.

Bro, Hayden just shabarted.

by Lesto December 27, 2025