n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serioussituation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
adj.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.
Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"
A person who has been sexiled from their dorm room of origin. Someone seeking political haven within a new place of residence following their roommate's chosen sexual escapades.
Tina's roommate sexiled her last night. Good thing Adam runs a sexugee camp in his room!