sexume

Pronounced sex-oo-may.
Easiest explanation: Sex Resume, i.e. sexual history

Man... her sexume is at LEAST 10 pages long...

by yethica June 8, 2010

Sexumé

A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.

Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.

by spacebot December 9, 2008

sexfume

The scent of having just had sex.

The couple entering a room reeked of fresh sexfume.

by jpg3 February 27, 2015

Sexometrics

The study of penile measurement

The latest sexometrics study showed that 15% of men have an erectile length of over 6.75 inches.

by Gynosaurus Rex February 11, 2009

sexmergency

n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
adj.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.

Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"

by 'antha September 10, 2007

Sexugee

A person who has been sexiled from their dorm room of origin. Someone seeking political haven within a new place of residence following their roommate's chosen sexual escapades.

Tina's roommate sexiled her last night. Good thing Adam runs a sexugee camp in his room!

by TheNatMan August 28, 2009

sexure

someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.

I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure

by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020