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the word "sezuire" but you had a sezuire while typing it.
person a: "hlep im havimg a sexure"
person b: "L"
sexure by ashytrashy July 25, 2021
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Bag Secured 

My future looking good because my bag secured.
Bag Secured by mayvenn January 5, 2017
A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag
Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!
SecuredMC by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014

SecureOne 

A word commonly used to describe those who are lowlife and have no realistic goals with their lives. Often used to also describe those who are criminally inclined, enjoy bullying others for pleasure and entertainment, think that they are champagne in a fall glass when they're luke warm piss in a cup and act like they are the village hardman but are nothing more than a cowardly quim on the side of the road.
Person 1: Did you hear about what Becky did?

Person 2: Yes she's an absolute SecureOne. Stay away from her at all costs as she’ll do nothing but deceive, lead you on, and reel you in with her empty promises
SecureOne by JayA899 January 11, 2022

secure sex

knowing that you are going to get laid
dude, i've got secure sex tonight

Secure the Bag

The bag being anything you want/desire. You must obtain it or accomplish your goal. Secure the bag.
How do I secure the bag?
I secured the bag when I got the job.
Secure the Bag by Slayballs July 7, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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