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A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.
Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.
Sexumé by spacebot December 9, 2008
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Sexhumed 

Hooking up with a long dormant lover for the sole intent of having sex, usually done in a drunken state.
Jason said he sexhumed Carla after drinking too much Wild Turkey the other night.
Sexhumed by The Second Coma December 14, 2014
Pronounced sex-oo-may.
Easiest explanation: Sex Resume, i.e. sexual history
Man... her sexume is at LEAST 10 pages long...
sexume by yethica June 8, 2010
When you are confused by your first sexual intercourse with your new partner and don`t know if you like it or not.
- Last night i was with this chick Jane and we had sex, but i don`t know, i`m kinda sexfused about it.
sexfused by Rhaymn October 4, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026