Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

sweeticles 

super awesome or "sweet"

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!

sweeticles by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Sesticle 

George Lopez riding a giraffe.

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"

Sesticle by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Sagsticles 

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles

Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy

Sagsticles by bboy shyne November 14, 2011