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selk bag
The greatest invention known to man. Forged in the deep wilderness of the Chilean jungle by the nomadic Selk'nam. Each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. Endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. As a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. At only $122.27 who could pass up a chance to own something so wondrous? An idiot, thats who.
Some Idiot: When I get home I'm going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.
selk bag by Mike Hunt Hertzalot January 14, 2009
cole selk
cole selk by carl901234 May 22, 2019
selkie
A selkie is a seal in the water but a man on land. At the full of the moon the selkie rises from the water in foam and spray, takes off its seal skin, throws it aside on the rocks, and dances around mystic fires on the shore. Selkie woman are very beautiful and the men very handsome. That is why when humans in legends happen upon the shore at full moon and see the selkie-people, often they want the selkies to be their mate and steal the sealskins that are lying on the rocks. If their seal skin has been stolen a selkie can never return back to the ocean and becomes a prisoner.
Often in tales the offspring of a human and a selkie have webbed fingers. Over the centuries their human descendents retain a little of the web to remind them that they came from the sea. The legend of the selkie originates from Scotland and also from the fishing coasts of Norway. An old Scottish ballad entitled “Silkie” tells of a selkie-man who falls in love with a beautiful maiden. Usually the tales of selkies are tragic and sad, with a certain longing when a selkie finds themselves in love with a human or the when a human finds themselves desperately in love with a selkie.
If you are ever on the shores of Scotland, turn your face towards the sea and if you listen hard enough you may just hear the ghosts of the selkies and their beloved human laughter and cries rip and wave across the briny sea. And if you do, just think….How many of the people around you are really selkies trapped on land in human form?
Often in tales the offspring of a human and a selkie have webbed fingers. Over the centuries their human descendents retain a little of the web to remind them that they came from the sea. The legend of the selkie originates from Scotland and also from the fishing coasts of Norway. An old Scottish ballad entitled “Silkie” tells of a selkie-man who falls in love with a beautiful maiden. Usually the tales of selkies are tragic and sad, with a certain longing when a selkie finds themselves in love with a human or the when a human finds themselves desperately in love with a selkie.
If you are ever on the shores of Scotland, turn your face towards the sea and if you listen hard enough you may just hear the ghosts of the selkies and their beloved human laughter and cries rip and wave across the briny sea. And if you do, just think….How many of the people around you are really selkies trapped on land in human form?
Selkie lad- "I may be a selkie but that doesn't matter! I
promise you that somehow I will find a way for us to be together!
madien- "you can't promise any such thing, my love. Don't you see? It is impossible! They will kill you if they find out!"
Selkie Lad- "Come away with me! Let us leave here forever...please!"
madien-"You know I can't...who would care for my dying father?...No... you are a selkie...and I am but a lass on the land...we can never be together!"
Selkie lad-"Please don't say that...I'll find a way! Curse the bloody selkies! I don't want to be a selkie! All I want is to be with ou becuse I love you! You are my true love!
promise you that somehow I will find a way for us to be together!
madien- "you can't promise any such thing, my love. Don't you see? It is impossible! They will kill you if they find out!"
Selkie Lad- "Come away with me! Let us leave here forever...please!"
madien-"You know I can't...who would care for my dying father?...No... you are a selkie...and I am but a lass on the land...we can never be together!"
Selkie lad-"Please don't say that...I'll find a way! Curse the bloody selkies! I don't want to be a selkie! All I want is to be with ou becuse I love you! You are my true love!
selkie by ocean mist August 16, 2009
Selkies: The Endless Obsession
1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.
2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.
3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!
2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.
3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!
Selkies: The Endless Obsession by chingchongnigga January 20, 2009
Selkie
The Selkie (also spelt silkies, sylkies, selchies or selkie folk Scots: selkie fowk) are mythological beings capable of therianthropy. They are water beings that transform into beautiful people when they take of there seal skins.
A good movie about Selkies & Scottish myth is
Song of the Sea
2014 Drama/Fantasy 1h 34m
A good movie about Selkies & Scottish myth is
Song of the Sea
2014 Drama/Fantasy 1h 34m
Selkie by Lounny Lounny Lovegood October 17, 2019
selking
The process of bending one's own fully or semi-erect penis all the way between his legs and then essentially fornicating with his own anus.
selking by smittywerbenyegermanjensen February 10, 2015
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