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The Standish 

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015

Standish, Michigan 

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.
Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.
Standish, Michigan by briss.ette March 15, 2018

sedanwich 

The middle car of a three or more car collision with both front end and rear end crumpled and mangled.
Inching forward in a long line of traffic, I finally saw the reason for the delay: A sedanwich on the side of the road was evidence of a multi-car pileup.
sedanwich by Latreia5255 May 31, 2017
A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on their back on top of the bottom person. They arrange themselves in a manner which allows both anuses to line up (usually best accomplished by lying opposite directions: head to foot) then both participants defecate simultaneously, creating the most wonderful feeling ever.
Bernnie and Leroy performed the sandish last night and it made a huge mess on mom's bed.
sandish by Darren Berrnarrd December 7, 2006

Scandish 

Someone that acts as if they are of Scandinavian and Amish decent.
oh my god you are acting so Scandish right now.

I wish i was cool enough to be as Scandish as you.
Scandish by Adugan March 23, 2010

Standish, Maine 

A hick town where no one seems to be happy...ever.
Hey, did your hear about that kid in Standish, Maine?
Yeah, what happened to him?
He died alone.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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