Scandish
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The Standish
A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015
Related Words
scandisexual
When Anne asked Louis out, he really wanted to be able to reciprocate the feelings, however, Anne was of French Canadian descent and the sparks did not ignite. All Louis wanted was a beautiful blonde Scandinavian since he was a scandisexual.
scandisexual by mynameisnotsophia February 8, 2015
Standish, Michigan
A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.
Standish, Michigan by briss.ette March 15, 2018
sandish
A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on their back on top of the bottom person. They arrange themselves in a manner which allows both anuses to line up (usually best accomplished by lying opposite directions: head to foot) then both participants defecate simultaneously, creating the most wonderful feeling ever.
sandish by Darren Berrnarrd December 7, 2006
scandispania
scandispania by Jordandijinz0rz November 7, 2004
Standish, Maine
Standish, Maine by Paigethesailor May 20, 2011
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B)
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A)
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B)
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