Scandish

Someone that acts as if they are of Scandinavian and Amish decent.

oh my god you are acting so Scandish right now.

I wish i was cool enough to be as Scandish as you.

by Adugan March 23, 2010

The Standish

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.

The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.

by flopoched June 3, 2015

scandisexual

To be sexually attracted to people of Scandinavian origin.

When Anne asked Louis out, he really wanted to be able to reciprocate the feelings, however, Anne was of French Canadian descent and the sparks did not ignite. All Louis wanted was a beautiful blonde Scandinavian since he was a scandisexual.

by mynameisnotsophia February 8, 2015

Standish, Michigan

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.

Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.

by briss.ette March 15, 2018

sandish

A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on their back on top of the bottom person. They arrange themselves in a manner which allows both anuses to line up (usually best accomplished by lying opposite directions: head to foot) then both participants defecate simultaneously, creating the most wonderful feeling ever.

Bernnie and Leroy performed the sandish last night and it made a huge mess on mom's bed.

by Darren Berrnarrd December 7, 2006

scandispania

See spaindinavia for equivalent definition.

Woody: So ThE oThEr DaY I wEnT tO tHe ScAnDiSpAnIa......

Everyone Else: Wow you suck.

by Jordandijinz0rz November 7, 2004

Standish, Maine

A hick town where no one seems to be happy...ever.

Hey, did your hear about that kid in Standish, Maine?
Yeah, what happened to him?
He died alone.

by Paigethesailor May 20, 2011