Secretard

A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

by Duh da duh December 26, 2008

secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.

A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.

by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022