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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

scumbucket 

A person with the moral fiber of a gnat, and all the class of a sweaty armpit.
Juan keeps hitting on that scumbucket, Lisa. She'll cave.
scumbucket by OldGuy May 12, 2007

scumfucker 

v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.
"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"
scumfucker by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005

cumsucker 

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen
C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum
cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

Schmucker 

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
Schmucker by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

schmuckery 

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.
Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery
schmuckery by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004