Samsucker

Similar to a bootlicker, this is an individual who has a vested and extracurricular interest in submitting to authority, specifically the united states government (i.e. uncle Sam). They are the type to get ass-raped and further submit to humiliation by sucking off the bloody cock.

Elon Musk talks a big game against the SEC but his company's subsidies, engagement with cancel culture, and requests for regulation make him more of a samsucker by his actions.

by sovereign69420 July 19, 2021

samsunger

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011

soapsucker

A person who swears a lot.

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

sapsucker

A person not high in social status. (i.e. lame, loser, chump, punk, ect.)

That dude ain't nothin' but a sapsucker.

You need to back up, you ol' sapsucker

by bright_star May 13, 2005

Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

by smuckernut July 21, 2010

Smuckers

Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.

“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”

by Patytu October 21, 2019