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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

scumbucket 

A person with the moral fiber of a gnat, and all the class of a sweaty armpit.
Juan keeps hitting on that scumbucket, Lisa. She'll cave.
scumbucket by OldGuy May 12, 2007

Idaho Spudfucker 

The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!
That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!
Idaho Spudfucker by C.C and K.W!!! October 14, 2011

scumfuck 

the lowest form of travelling kid within the punk spectrum. analagous to the hippie "drainbow" but usually worse.
a slight variant on the oogle.
a scumfuck must: not give a fuck. be very very drunk. be dirty. ride trains or pretend to.
scumfucks usually listen to g.g. allin, the original scumfuck, but some prefer only pure norwegian blackmetal (esp. burzum, since they are one of the most fucked-up blackmetal bands). the blackmetal thing is more prevalent now.
will be seen wearing dirty carhartts or cargo pants, adorned with numerous patches. patches will often include those of train companies (this is omnipresent among train-riding kids) and beer/ liquor companies (this is usually a bad sign).
facial tattoos abound, and are usually poorly-done.
scumfucks will ask anyone for money, even other travelling punks.
often travel with dogs, usually very badly-behaved pitbulls.
"This goddamn scumfuck stole my backpack and his dog shit all over everything."
scumfuck by mosh on the 48. April 22, 2005

scumfuck flowerboy 

Someone who is both a scumbag or the lowest of the low but is also a loving person.
scumfuck flowerboy by Owen fritzle December 12, 2017

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.
The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.
suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008