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Scruf

The nasty person in the world. He stinks and is dirty and greasy and ugly and is the worst scum on the earth and I heard that he has a limp dick from Christina Stewert!!!
Patrick Kobelis
by A nice person April 8, 2003
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Scrub the heezy

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)
Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!
by 209 fo evah! June 4, 2010
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British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.
Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.
by ScrubbyNigelMcScrub July 13, 2017
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scrub in

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.
Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."
by CMAN May 30, 2013
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scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong
by AbyGal April 24, 2009
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Schuf

Schuf that hippo!

I've schuffed all the green men in the cellar.

Have you schuffed our deans ass?
by MiniBo June 15, 2018
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Hot Scruff

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.
Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by Hottscruff June 26, 2009
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