Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

scruffalufagus by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

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scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

scruffle by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

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Scruffables

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"

Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

Scruffables by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010

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Scruffle

To gather, collect, or fiend in a vigorous and focused manner; at times bordering on obsessively

Hey John, could you scruffle all those loose tennis balls please.

John, you are an amazing ball scruffler!

Scruffle by t mool August 26, 2017

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