scruffly 

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

scruffly by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008

scruffly 

a lack of shaving that results in excessive hair upon the face in a unkept fashion. often reffered to as postemasyndrome if untreated can lead to lack of female contact and even advanced cases proceed to gorilla or even kosta like levels of hairiness

jake postema has a scruffly beard

scruffly by Matt Gratziano June 2, 2008

scruffly abyss 

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"

Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss

scruffly abyss by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.

"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."

scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.

after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo

Scruffy Ricardo by jsg123 December 6, 2010

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

Scruffy Joe by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Scruffy Puppy 

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

Scruffy Puppy by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019