8 definitions by CMAN

snotposse

The loud, irritating bunch of cunt girls in your neighborhood that cut through your yard all the time and think you are the worlds biggest prick when you tell them to knock that shit off.

Tonite I hope I can sit out on my deck and chill out with a beer after work, but I'm sure the snotposse is going to fuck that up...

by CMAN June 11, 2009

Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

by CMAN February 2, 2009

Omniomni

The State of being Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent.

I am Omniomni. Bow before my might.

by CMAN July 8, 2003

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by CMAN February 23, 2006

Columbian Bowtie

When the Columbian Cartel cuts someones throat and pulls the tounge out through the slit.

his shit was fucked up ese, I gave that puta a columbian bowtie.

by CMAN December 6, 2003

sausage-taker

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

by CMAN April 14, 2005

scrub in

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.

Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."

by CMAN May 30, 2013