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scornful farm wives 

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

scruntfuttock 

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.
"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."

Scornful 

feeling or expressing contempt or derision.
"the opposition were scornful of the Prime Minister's proposal"
synonyms: contemptuous, full of contempt, derisive, derisory, withering, mocking, scoffing, sneering, jeering, scathing, snide, disparaging, slighting, supercilious, disdainful, superior, dismissive; More
informalsniffy, snotty;
archaiccontumelious
"Isabel ignored his scornful remarks"
"the opposition were scornful of the Prime Minister's proposal"
Scornful by Waver November 20, 2017

Scentfull 

A person who uses excessive splashs of Cologne in lieu of bathing.
Excuse me. It's extremely Scentfull here. I think I'll move to the other side of the Bar away from the fragrance. Where in France are you from?
Scentfull by Marspcola September 7, 2014
Mike: Yo Stonathan, my wife was pegging me last night and she pulled on my nuts and I burst like a fire hydrant.

Stoney: Dude, next time have her massage your Scruntul and you’ll erupt like Kilimanjaro.
Scruntul by Stoney69 January 19, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026