2 definitions by The good looking one

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.
"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."
by The good looking one October 26, 2009
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Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....
by The good looking one October 1, 2010
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