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Mike: Yo Stonathan, my wife was pegging me last night and she pulled on my nuts and I burst like a fire hydrant.

Stoney: Dude, next time have her massage your Scruntul and you’ll erupt like Kilimanjaro.
Scruntul by Stoney69 January 19, 2019
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scrumtulescent 

More than delightful; More than brilliant; A made-up adjective used when no word can describe the perfection of something.
You are a blinding, brilliant light from Heaven. I am born anew in your genius. I was never the same again, nor indeed was the world, nor history, nor anything that the human eye has ever captured. If you've never seen "A Troll in Central Park" you must. It is like looking into the face of God & seeing him smiling back saying, "You are my most wonderous creation." That show was delightful, no no, it was brilliant, no no, there is no word that can describe it's perfection, so I'm going to make one up, in fact I'm going to do so right now: scrumtulescent.

-Will Ferrell as James Lipton on "Saturday Night Live"
scrumtulescent by Tonberry2k July 24, 2008
Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.
Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".

scruntum by Slunny June 22, 2008

scrumtulescent 

tasty, divine or extremely pleasing in taste
That was a scrumtulescent steak.
scrumtulescent by HeideH September 7, 2006

scrumtulescent 

that pizza i ate last night when i had drunk munchies was scrumtulescent
scrumtulescent by cool chic a March 24, 2007

scruntle 

1. adjective used to describe someone who frequently likes to 'fuck about'.

2. adjective used to describe someone who has been 'litting' about.
Alex: I've done lit all today.
George: What a scruntle.
scruntle by scruntle March 15, 2014

Scrungulus 

That dude is a Scrungulus
Scrungulus by Oinglejr February 9, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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