Scooter Boy 

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

Scooter Boy by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

Scooter boy/girl 

Originated out of a dying Mod culture in the early 1980's. Ride Vespas and Lambrettas, drink Newcastle Brown Ale and shag a lot.

Scooter boy/girl by chap stick April 23, 2003

scooter boy Industries

: and tottaly raddical new in coming clothing line.

"man, i just got a scooter boy industries shirt and it kicks ass"

scooter boy Industries by duder man January 19, 2005

kiss a scooter boy day 

October 9th is national kiss a scooter boy day…
let’s go make out with a scooter kid at the park

kiss a scooter boy day

kiss a scooter boy day by wsg maki October 4, 2021

scooter boys 

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins

hun scooter boys are virgins for life.

scooter boys by kickrocks November 28, 2020

comedy scooterboy 

Someone who missed the entire Scooterboy era of the 1980's, but has seen old copies of Scootering Magazine, and tries to copy the whole thing in a sanitised manner, drinking cans of Diet Coke, and saying hello to seaside holiday makers, (once he's unloaded his immaculate scooter from the van), and parked his 'display' up next to the beachside ice-cream van.
On his brand new denim jacket, he'll wear old ebay bought Paddy Smith Rally patches from places he couldn't find on a map, let alone ever visited... He'll never have slept drunkenly in a bus shelter, or gutter in his life.

He'll stay in B&B's.
He'll think Autos are 'cool'.
He'll probably work in an estate agency, will talk total bollocks about being involved in stories he's overheard in 'the Lud' at the IOW comedy mod gathering.
He'll be full of himself, and tons of bullshit.
A clueless Mummy's boy with enough money to have bought a scooter, deludedly thinking he bought the previous life of said scooter, and it's former owners.
He's convinced his own sad little mind that he has covered every mile it's ever been ridden, when it's only ever been ridden along the length of a seafront since it's shop built restoration.
A Comedy Scooterboy will generally be a middle aged socailly inept plonker, of the 'Billy No Mates' kind, trying to fit into a social group he never belonged to, (unconvincingly!!)
A wannabe comedy mod, minus the parka, a few flags and roundels, and a few tons of bolt on metallic tat!

Have you seen that plonker outside the King Lud, trying to convince evryone he rode down to the Isle Of Wight Scooter Rally from Inverness through a blizzard..?? His van's parked round the corner, and his scooter's tyres have never touched the road.... And he's driving licence says he lives in Brighton... What a comedy scooterboy!!

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comedy scooterboy by Oohwallahwallah September 23, 2013

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

scooterboy by FB November 26, 2003