soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

hottivity

a level of superhero like sexyness

Shannon's hotivity tonight has all my blood rushing to my ... when ever she gets close

by FB February 16, 2005

steamy finish

(see hot finish)this is similar but must be done outside on a cold day/night. your turd will then steam

i was out in the park and i gave this sexy little fguy a steamy finish

by fb December 31, 2004

BMK

Black Man's Kryptonite ... the ass of a girl who renders the game of even the most skilled playas useless.

The guys at the bar couldn't keep their eyes off her BMK.

by FB February 21, 2005

Mod

Anal fashion victim who thinks he's living in 1962. Easily identified by his smart suits, shiny shoes, parka and blood pouring from head.

That mod needs to get himself into the 21st century.

by FB November 26, 2003

blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

rugby union

Inferior sport to rugby league. Aparently points are scored by goal kickers (one to a team of fifteen). Imagines that one day it will be bigger than soccer.
Generally played by those educated at Public (ie private) schools.

Much over rated by the british media.Most of whom went to said schools.

Hey fat boy, why don't you go and play rugby union?

by FB November 26, 2003