scooterbob 

neighborhood rapist chasing kids with light up scooter

old scooterbob always trying to get the kids

scooterbob by scooterbob May 16, 2017

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

snooterbooter 

A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.

I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.

snooterbooter by SarahWrap November 29, 2016

scroterboat 

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.

Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.

scroterboat by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

scootercone 

when a guy straps a dildo on his head and fucks a girl head-first like a unicore on pcp

marc gave liz the scootercone on the pool table to the delight of everyone who was watching

scootercone by paul benito thompson February 24, 2008

comedy scooterboy 

Someone who missed the entire Scooterboy era of the 1980's, but has seen old copies of Scootering Magazine, and tries to copy the whole thing in a sanitised manner, drinking cans of Diet Coke, and saying hello to seaside holiday makers, (once he's unloaded his immaculate scooter from the van), and parked his 'display' up next to the beachside ice-cream van.
On his brand new denim jacket, he'll wear old ebay bought Paddy Smith Rally patches from places he couldn't find on a map, let alone ever visited... He'll never have slept drunkenly in a bus shelter, or gutter in his life.

He'll stay in B&B's.
He'll think Autos are 'cool'.
He'll probably work in an estate agency, will talk total bollocks about being involved in stories he's overheard in 'the Lud' at the IOW comedy mod gathering.
He'll be full of himself, and tons of bullshit.
A clueless Mummy's boy with enough money to have bought a scooter, deludedly thinking he bought the previous life of said scooter, and it's former owners.
He's convinced his own sad little mind that he has covered every mile it's ever been ridden, when it's only ever been ridden along the length of a seafront since it's shop built restoration.
A Comedy Scooterboy will generally be a middle aged socailly inept plonker, of the 'Billy No Mates' kind, trying to fit into a social group he never belonged to, (unconvincingly!!)
A wannabe comedy mod, minus the parka, a few flags and roundels, and a few tons of bolt on metallic tat!

Have you seen that plonker outside the King Lud, trying to convince evryone he rode down to the Isle Of Wight Scooter Rally from Inverness through a blizzard..?? His van's parked round the corner, and his scooter's tyres have never touched the road.... And he's driving licence says he lives in Brighton... What a comedy scooterboy!!

comedy mod
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comedy scooterboy by Oohwallahwallah September 23, 2013

scooterblob 

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

scooterblob by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010