schzerp 

when a girl drops so low, her pussy touches the flo'

make that ass drop like schzerp, schzerp

schzerp by king of the pussy May 3, 2008

schwerpin 

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010

shczerp 

the sound made by the male beaver during sexual intercourse outside of the mating season.

*shczerp! schzerp!*
Joe: "Hey Lil Wayne, what's that sound?"
Lil Wayne: "That's a beaver tappin' that ass."

shczerp by damal52 May 13, 2009

schwerps 

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.

A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!

schwerps by TRMW October 2, 2009

schwerpsing

to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you

Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!

schwerpsing by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009

schwerps 

To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.

Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.

"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".

"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."

schwerps by kylere May 10, 2012