Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

Schwerpes by Px3 December 30, 2009

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What's the scheweppes?

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

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Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

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schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008