person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."
by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008
Get the schnurph mug.Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
Get the schwerpin mug.Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
by KNor August 2, 2010
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A foolish tanner who thinks of him/herself better than others but always seems to mess something up
A foolish tanner who thinks of him/herself better than others but always seems to mess something up
by Suprobro August 5, 2014
Get the schnorp mug.A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.
Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.
by schnerg August 22, 2007
Get the schnerg mug.A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.
A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.
Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.
Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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