Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010

schmerp 

a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

schmerp by stitchz July 29, 2006

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

schwerpin 

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

schmerzvergnugen by KRmd May 3, 2020

shmerp 

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014

Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

Schmerz by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015