schworm 

A human worm

Look at that schworm wiggle

schworm by Schworm man May 7, 2022

Schwirm 

Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!

I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was standing beside the stove, schwirming!

Schwirm by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011

Schwarma

A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.

"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."

"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."

Schwarma by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009

Schwork 

Noun: The institution where the combination of school and work take place.

Red: "What are your plans super awesome Angel for today?"

Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."

or;

"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)

Schwork by Red aka Smallz September 25, 2010

schmormels 

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

schmormels by lectop February 28, 2004

schwombo 

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.

"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"

schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018

schwort

frat boy booty shorts

thomas: hey what’s that guy wearing his ass looks soooo big and juicy omg
will: he’s wearing the latest schworts

schwort by katt! December 5, 2021