Schlormphf 

No meaning, just schlormphf

"Schlormphfing it rn."
"This cat is so schlormphf."
"Schlormphf Schlormphf Schlormphf."

Schlormphf by Mr. Goober II November 30, 2024

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schlormp 

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp

"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2

schlormp by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

Schlurmph 

1. The name you give your pokémon when you wanna be dumb and immature.
2. A nerd's idea of a good safe word.

Your Schlurmph has grown a lot. Yes, quite a lot, I must say.

Schlurmph by redlikesnow April 11, 2018

Shlormph 

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

Shlormph by JommyBob June 27, 2023