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Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014
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schlormp 

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp
"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2
schlormp by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

Schlurmph 

1. The name you give your pokémon when you wanna be dumb and immature.
2. A nerd's idea of a good safe word.
Your Schlurmph has grown a lot. Yes, quite a lot, I must say.
Schlurmph by redlikesnow April 11, 2018

Shlormph 

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.
Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK
Shlormph by JommyBob June 27, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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