schlormp

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp

"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2

by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.

you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies

by youk November 15, 2007

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

Schlorp

a fine noise

schlorp

by meowsies123 September 29, 2018

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008