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A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills
Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn
schlorn by Lapetie April 28, 2020
Eating something of large quantity very quickly
Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?
Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019
Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels
Schlomo by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021
Hehe... Schlommy
Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."
Schlommy by schlommy September 19, 2021