Schwonk 

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

Schwonk by Scott September 26, 2003

schwonk 

colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.

Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.

schwonk by Steve September 26, 2003

Schwanky 

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

Schwanky by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schwork 

Noun: The institution where the combination of school and work take place.

Red: "What are your plans super awesome Angel for today?"

Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."

or;

"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)

Schwork by Red aka Smallz September 25, 2010

Schwenk 

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.

(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

Schwenk by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008