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(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!
by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man November 26, 2008
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A young German gal who enjoys a nice set of bangs, and dimps to match. In her spare time, she enjoys long horse rides on the beach, while smoking several ciggarettes simultaniously. She is also a recovering alcoholic.
Wow, Schwenk was looking mad adorble with her bangs today. Her dimps looked delicious today.
by Hannis October 10, 2007
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adj. used to describe a rank vagina, usually smelling of shallots, purple onions, and body odor, but not normal body odor. Perhaps a locker room consisting of 50 black males who have been engaging in basketball for the past ten hours with no deodorant or soap for miles around could convey just how horrible the body odor smell actually is. can also refer to anything that smells, but usually reserved for pussy. Used in retrospect to tell friends of the severity of past pussies had, but never to one's face.
person 1: "Hey anthony, i heard you ate that girl out!"
person 2: "yeah man, but that bitch had some schwenk pussy!"

Hey i'm cooking onion celery gumbo but it sure smells like schwenk pussy!
by Bad Shamone January 14, 2011
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A man with a full head of hair except for his crown which is very very bald
my my he has nice hair from a distance but as you approach you can see he is actually a schwenk
by James Schwenk October 04, 2007
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Schwenk(n.) Someone who is a little bitch and probably gay
Schwenk(v.) the act of cumming on your friends floor and making them clean it up
Person 1: Did you just Schwenk on my floor
Schwenk: yeah i did now pick it up
Person 1: youre lucky my moms asleep in the other room or id kick your ass
by Young B-$ May 29, 2013
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