Schwonky

Slightly more intoxicated/inibriated than being wonky/tipsy. Especially if someone is in a funky mood when smoking a jazz cigarettes after beers.

Man those three beers and that jazz cabbage be making me schwonky.

by lowkeytomi November 29, 2022

Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

schwinky

The new word for awesome.
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.

So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!

This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.

by Team SCHWINKY May 19, 2008

schwanky

Term for a ritzy or high-class place or building. Usually used by people that lack the class to actually ENTER such places.

"That BigBoy's is schwanky like a BITCH!"

by Obi Juan September 7, 2005