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Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
Me and Sandy are into schlonking.
Schlonking by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck
BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?
Schlonking by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010