Scott's definitions

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia

n. the fear of long words

i think i have....omg i cant say it.....its too long.....*tremble*

by scott July 25, 2004

backordered

something you bought online that is not in stock and you will have to wait months and months to receive your merchandise. you will be very pissed.

wow, the relapse website said my cephalic carnage shirt was in stock when i purchased it, but what i got was an email saying that they received my payment but the item is backordered. god this sucks ass.

by Scott September 28, 2005

eighty-six

To end something; specifically to dump a boyfriend/girlfriend or stop seeing someone.

Still going out with Leslie? No, I eighty-sixed her a couple weeks ago.

by Scott January 21, 2005

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

whoremail

what hotmail is when it sucks

fucking whoremail wouldnt sign me in

by scott May 13, 2005