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Schubes (duragatory)
A crusty white boy worth less than an comfortably used dildo. Typically one who thinks everybody is in love with him when they u in fact are not
Schubes (duragatory) by Applesaucemags March 22, 2022
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schubes • Schubes (duragatory) • schuberty • schuesslered • schuber • Schubern • Schubert • schuberth • Schubertism • Schubert Syndrome
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school
A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
Schubern
The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.
Danielle Schubert
A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.
"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."
Danielle Schubert by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013
Will Schuester
The fictional character Will Schuester in the show Glee (also known as Mr Schue) is a Spanish teacher at McKinley High who wanted to start a Glee club as it flashed back to his old days of being a Glee member in his high school. So he started one. And ever since then his love for teaching, never died out!
He is certainly an amazing teacher who let his students whom he taught at the Glee Club, do such things as help them win regionals and nationals and help them to achieve their dreams.
Let’s all admit that all his solos gave us goose bumps, not in the good way. Let’s not forget about the time he let Artie jump into the pool with his wheel chair!
But the good thing about him is that he loves and cares deeply about his students, so much so that he gave them his number just incase they are into trouble that he could get them out of it.
His bro relationship with Finn Hudson was a relationship so many people would wish for. Will deeply cared for him and it shows throughout seasons 1-5.
suspending a student for not feeling comfortable in a bathing suit is not okay but Will has made many mistakes throughout the series as all humans do.
He is certainly an amazing teacher who let his students whom he taught at the Glee Club, do such things as help them win regionals and nationals and help them to achieve their dreams.
Let’s all admit that all his solos gave us goose bumps, not in the good way. Let’s not forget about the time he let Artie jump into the pool with his wheel chair!
But the good thing about him is that he loves and cares deeply about his students, so much so that he gave them his number just incase they are into trouble that he could get them out of it.
His bro relationship with Finn Hudson was a relationship so many people would wish for. Will deeply cared for him and it shows throughout seasons 1-5.
suspending a student for not feeling comfortable in a bathing suit is not okay but Will has made many mistakes throughout the series as all humans do.
person 1: “have you watched Glee before?”
person 2: “YES, who is your favourite character?”
person 1: “I would have to say Will Schuester, he’s such a caring teacher!!”
person 2: “he’s not mine :/“
person 2: “YES, who is your favourite character?”
person 1: “I would have to say Will Schuester, he’s such a caring teacher!!”
person 2: “he’s not mine :/“
Will Schuester by lxigh14 March 15, 2021
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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