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Schubern 

The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.
Schubern, what a fucking ni-
Schubern by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020
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Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

Danielle Schubert 

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.
"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."
1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.
The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.
schuberty by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008

Schubertism 

To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.

To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"
Schubertism by heavy Dee January 19, 2010
acting in a manner inconsistent with one's station in society.

Undeservedly pompous or braggardly
Full of one's own self-importance
Being "extra" unneccessarily
We tried to have a simple barbeque by the water but Hyacinth got all schuberty on us and turned it into a candle light supper with light riparian refreshments.
schuberty by rainee July 28, 2012

schabernack 

Schabernack is when anybody doing very funny things.
Billy is doing Schabernack with his Mother. She´d run against the door that billy bunged off
schabernack by huckle April 25, 2005
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