Schube

a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area

Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022